Overheard at work today

Several Alabama fans are discussing tonight's BCS game. All except one--call him Fan A--are agreed that they will cheer for LSU because they usually cheer for the SEC team against an opponent from another conference.

Fan B: Why don't you want LSU to win?

Fan A: I don't know, I guess I just hate to see LSU fans happy.

Fan B: But...why would you want to cheer for a team named for a nut that's not even good to eat?

(Sorry, Ohioans, I just thought it was funny, and I know "buckeye" is also the name of some kind of candy.)