Misguided Promotions
02/16/2011
I received this unpleasant-looking object in the mail at work a few days ago. It's supposed to make me want to buy stuff from HP (Hewlett-Packard). In fact I do buy stuff from them, and have always respected their engineering, but this certainly did nothing to encourage me. It's about the size of a large egg, and it arrived in a little box containing either nothing else or a very small piece of paper with a bit of advertising on it (I can't remember for sure). The color in this picture is not accurate--the thing is actually a very plain grey, and made of a sort of foamy plastic. The orange lettering is the address of a web site.
This wouldn't be at all remarkable, except that it could only have happened with the work and cooperation of a number of people, most of whom must have thought it was a good idea. I know! We'll send them this plastic brain, and it'll be like "Now that you have a brain, buy HP!" It'll be huge!" And it probably represents an investment of many thousands of dollars. Someone had to design it. Someone had to find a manufacturer (probably in China--so picture the cargo hold of a plane stuffed with boxes of these)...etc.
Well, my cat really loves it. I brought it home from work to show it to my wife, and left it on my desk. The cat immediately started playing with it and when I got home the next evening it was two rooms away. Come to think of it, maybe the cat is trying to tell me to get rid of it...
I think I've actually seen one of these before. It's gross. There's just something about brains that makes me not want to look at them.
AMDG
Posted by: Janet | 02/16/2011 at 01:59 PM
It's a "stress ball" -- you're supposed to squeeze it when you're stressed, or when your carpal tunnel is acting up. Basically, it's feel-good corporate crapola.
We got this equivalent a couple years ago from the company I work for:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=stress+smiley+&view=detail&id=04F54ED967C268D0BEADE3A5579975047886FD94&first=1&FORM=IDFRIR
Posted by: Rob G | 02/16/2011 at 02:02 PM
Yeah, it's a part of my job to order junk to give away. I used to have to go to a trade fair where they were showing all the different junk you can buy to give to prospective customers, or in our case, students. I was the worst person to go because I could never pick anything out because I couldn't imagine wanting any of the junk--especially the junk we could afford. I wouldn't have minded a golf umbrella or a stainless steel thermos, but you can't get those for $1.00 each.
There used to be a man here who collected those squeezy things, so I would come back with a bag full of all the different kinds they were giving away.
I have to admit, though, that I do like these:
http://www.usschoolsupply.com/product/867/Novelty_Balls
AMDG
Posted by: Janet | 02/16/2011 at 02:10 PM
A smiley face stress reliever, ok. But a brain?! Who wants to squeeze a brain?
Although now that you mention it maybe it would be good for my arthritis...
Posted by: Mac | 02/16/2011 at 02:18 PM
You could wile away the hours, conferring with the flowers ...
AMDG
Posted by: Janet | 02/16/2011 at 02:39 PM
In my ivory tower(s)
Posted by: Mac | 02/16/2011 at 02:53 PM
Ah, modern life! So much mass-produced crap!
Posted by: Louise | 02/16/2011 at 04:49 PM
The title of this post made me think you were discussing people being promoted to positions that perhaps they should not have been. :-)
Posted by: Stu | 02/21/2011 at 08:38 AM
Nah, I wouldn't know anything about that sort of thing.;-)
Posted by: Mac | 02/21/2011 at 09:33 AM