If you can even call it writing.... Maybe just jargon. Or guff.
I received an email on my work account with this subject:
Implement Engaging Prevention Training at [college]
I wondered what it meant. Training for the purpose of preventing something, apparently. Opened the email and saw a company logo with this text:
Proven, Engaging Student Prevention Training
So I read the first paragraph:
Did you know SafeColleges Training provides a variety of effective student prevention courses through a robust training system?
I experienced deepening confusion. Few colleges wish to prevent students.
Only by reading as far as the second paragraph did I learn that they are referring to training aimed at "encouraging healthy behaviors" on topics like drugs, alcohol, and sex.