Last week I had to choose between this one and the one about racist birds. Unlike that one, this one is merely ridiculous. Or maybe not. The position of Starbucks in American culture is creepy to say the least. And I really don't like the thing we now call Holiday.
I was sorry to hear recently that a Starbucks may be opening here. It's likely to displace several locally-owned coffee shops.
Also, I don't like their coffee.